I took an aeroplane to Switzerland.
They lost my luggage so i had to stand
In a very long line at a re-inforced window
To fill in a form to say what had gone wrong.
It really is lovely in Switzerland Airport,
As clean as a glass in a very smart restaurant.
This is the work of some quality people.
This ain't an airport, it's a fucking cathedral!
Come on!

Take me to the quality people.
Shake me at the quality people.
I relate to quality people.
I vibrate with quality people.

Quality people with quality penknives,
Quality chocolate and quality cheese.
Quality people with quality sex lives.
Quality headgear for geezers on skis.

Come on!

Take me to the quality people.
Shake me at the quality people.
I relate to quality people.
I vibrate with quality.

Quality people with quality penknives.
Quality people with love in their lives.
Quality people with quality penknives.
Quality people with nothing to hide.